No Glove, No Love
No cloak, no poke
No sock, no fock
No riggin’, no friggin’
No latex popping, no pants dropping
No peener sleeving, no bodies heaving
No whistle before the play, no roll in the hay
No glow-in-the-dark willy, no adult situations silly
No hat, no doin’ it in the shat
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C’mon baby! What’s the problem?
No French tickler, no touching the dickler.
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No wiener tube, no sex ya noob