No Glove, No Love

No cloak, no poke

No sock, no fock

No riggin’, no friggin’

No latex popping, no pants dropping

No peener sleeving, no bodies heaving

No whistle before the play, no roll in the hay

No glow-in-the-dark willy, no adult situations silly

No hat, no doin’ it in the shat

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C’mon baby! What’s the problem?

No French tickler, no touching the dickler.

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No wiener tube, no sex ya noob