Traveler’s Diarrhea
“Oh man I got the spring break squirts”
“I sat there with the horrifying hostel no-push plops”
“So we’re making out and then POW: I’ve got the wicked weekend watery clam curry”
“As the abroad raunch flowed all I could think of was some guy shovelling rotten pumpkins into a geyser”
“I ain’t playing I had the straight up canoe trip shits”
“Then all this brown water comes out at the bottom of the water slide and ten seconds later I pop out guilty of tourist troubles”
“I owned that Disney Cruise anus hurricane”
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It was the weekend at Grandma’s burning brown cottage cheese shoots.
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So I stayed home and had the staycation streams