Types of Shitting
The Commuter: crappin’ at the same time every day
The One That Got Away: “I swear it was this big!”
Exxon Valdez: so colossal that you know it’s gonna cause environmental problems
Backstage Ass: you gotta wear the diaper – the show must go on!
The Airless Lung: it leaves you breathless like seeing a duckling hatch or touching a bra for the first time
Excuse me I have to go drop some slaughtered lasagna.
Outtakes: Corned Beef Disaster, Leave it to Beaver, The Winker