Types of Farts VI
J. K. Howling: accidentally squeaking one in the library and wishing for an invisibility cloak
Annie Choakley: an absolute kill shot you feel right in your throat
The Brown Eye of the Tiger: looking someone in the eye while you turn the compost
Whistle While You Twerk: twerking it in the nude as you release the yeast
Fuck the Police: when an officer hands you a ticket and you hand him the brie
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DUST IN THE WIND: REALIZING YOU ARE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR DUSTY COMPUTER PROBLEM
Ten bucks for canned air? All I need is a cheap can of chili!
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Imagine seeing some ass cheeks peeking over the edge of the Grand Canyon, imagine the echo, image… the power