Your Mama II

Your mama so fat
When she sits on the can her ass hits the floor

Your mama’s eyes so far apart
Moe pokes them with two hands

Your mama so tough
She pops the caps off her beer with your forehead

Your mama dances so bad
Atticus Finch straight up shot her

Your mama’s toenails so yellow
Her friends thought it was nail polish but she told them “They just stank”

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Your mama sips so much lean she hasn’t had a cold since ‘98!

Your mama pukes so much she wears a fanny pack filled with sawdust and apology cards!

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Your mama so special she unique like heterochromia