Boats

Canoe: flips easily and breezily like greasy eggs over-easy

Aircraft carrier: originally credited to a stoned private that said “it would be so far out if a plane could land on a boat”

Sailboat: the wind causes you to move, like smelling a room clearing fart

An empty barrel of rum and an oar: the official boat of Newfoundland

Cruise ship: a massive, floating nightmare, like a turd that won’t flush

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WHY DO ANGLERFISH HAVE A LIGHT?

We’re scared of the dark.

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Why are surfers always asking you to phone them?