Canoe: flips easily and breezily like greasy eggs over-easy
Aircraft carrier: originally credited to a stoned private that said “it would be so far out if a plane could land on a boat”
Sailboat: the wind causes you to move, like smelling a room clearing fart
An empty barrel of rum and an oar: the official boat of Newfoundland
Cruise ship: a massive, floating nightmare, like a turd that won’t flush
WHY DO ANGLERFISH HAVE A LIGHT?
We’re scared of the dark.
Why are surfers always asking you to phone them?