My Dating Requirements
Please be the kind of lady who:
• Owns a long-whiskered cat
• Is poor
• Is down with being poor
• Let’s me know when I accidentally wear my t-shirt backwards
• Has a figure like a hoarder (you’ve got junk in the trunk)
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SOME CARTOONISTS DRAW WOMEN THAT THEY’RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS… WEIRD.
So, um, do you wanna… maybe… get to know me…
NO YOU CREEP!
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You won't catch me drawing Nigella Lawson licking a spoon