Types of Video Games
Arcade: played on the original standing desk
MMORPG: you sweat, swear and scream into a headset like a spin class instructor
Puzzle: fuck this I don’t wanna think my brain
Strategy: in the present moment you focus on the future, like being hungover
Virtual Pet: must be fed or it slowly dies, kinda like Twitter followers
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AN EXPLANATION OF TEXT-BASED GAMES
No graphics, no sound, no music… hold on a second… NERDS MADE THIS!
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I was gonna draw King Hippo, Piston Honda and Bald Bull eating eggs and title it “Mike Tyson’s Brunch-Out!!”