The Teen Explains Media

Television: that thing my parents watch because bittorrenting is too hard

Film: gonna be a movie star someday subject matter will be frisky ha ha

Graffiti: check police cars for my tag, I go by SHROOM

Music: my album drops next month (Destroy suckers in a rap battle / Beats like a death rattle)

Magazines: Oprah got her own magazine on every page it’s like she’s hissing “Trusttttt Oprahhhhh!”

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SHROOM HARD AT WORK

YOU CANNOT PANTS A NUDIST

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Do you ever look at someone and know they use Tumblr?