Negative Sayings XVII

The pen is mightier than the sword
Also you can use it to draw wieners

Cleanliness is next to godliness
God: powerful, clean, uptight dick

Cats have nine lives
Sleep through eight, puke through one

In one ear and out the other
Hell of a parasite

Monkey see, monkey do
So I started, slinging poo

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THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, EXCEPT… THE BAR! (SOMETIMES)

It’s been a corporate secret for years, but Lego can feel pain.

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Positive sayings: sleep with one eye open, cause you look so fine