Your Mama

Your mama so cross-eyed
She always looks both ways before crossing the street

Your mama so constipated
She shat Christmas cookies in March

Your mama so dumb
She claps when the toaster pops

Your mama so selfish
She memorized the McDonald’s menu but forgot your middle name

Your mama so foul
She calls her burps meat howls

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Your mama so broke she robs neighbourhood dogs!

Your mama so fat she makes a Snuggie a Tightie!

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Reduced to mama jokes, like boiling gravy into dust