Your mama so cross-eyed
She always looks both ways before crossing the street
Your mama so constipated
She shat Christmas cookies in March
Your mama so dumb
She claps when the toaster pops
Your mama so selfish
She memorized the McDonald’s menu but forgot your middle name
Your mama so foul
She calls her burps meat howls
Your mama so broke she robs neighbourhood dogs!
Your mama so fat she makes a Snuggie a Tightie!
Reduced to mama jokes, like boiling gravy into dust