Emotions Explained II

Disgust: racist fortune cookies, racist email addresses, racist balloons

Content: cream dancing with coffee, wine creating body heat

Love: surprise kissing, surprise humping, surprise post-hump grilled cheeses

Hate: malls, Microsoft documentation, phone calls from the bank when you’re eating post-hump grilled cheese

Distant: considering that I’d be in the army if I was the one that started the war

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ENLIGHTENED: REALIZING “THE SHOCKER” IN SIGN LANGUAGE MEANS “I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN”

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Stressed: nervous as a nerve in the nervous system of a perverted perve