The Seven Deadly Hip Hop Sins

Pride: do not brag about selling crack, that is awful

Greed: some of the greediest rappers are dead

Envy: you will never be better than Wu-Tang, let it go

Wrath: beats from DJs, not beats from beat downs

Sloth: do not attempt to outsmoke B-Real

Lust: do it for the rhyme, not the butts

Gluttony: your rap name shouldn’t start with “Big”

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RENAISSANCE FAIR RAP

You’re absolutely hot
I’m an absolute zero
But my armour is shining
Can I be your hero?

What?

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Are you Gen X or Gen Y? If you remember Malcolm X hats, you’re Gen X