The Seven Deadly Hip Hop Sins
Pride: do not brag about selling crack, that is awful
Greed: some of the greediest rappers are dead
Envy: you will never be better than Wu-Tang, let it go
Wrath: beats from DJs, not beats from beat downs
Sloth: do not attempt to outsmoke B-Real
Lust: do it for the rhyme, not the butts
Gluttony: your rap name shouldn’t start with “Big”
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RENAISSANCE FAIR RAP
You’re absolutely hot
I’m an absolute zero
But my armour is shining
Can I be your hero?
What?
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Are you Gen X or Gen Y? If you remember Malcolm X hats, you’re Gen X