Sex Positions IV
Snuggie Sparks: doing it in Snuggies while getting shocked from static electricity
Seasick Sloop: so fluid it’s nauseating
Lincoln Logs: a tight, stackable orgy
The Rocket Ship: involves a very large cardboard box, imagination and rustling
The Kool-Aid: having sex standing up, tripping and busting through the drywall
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THE HEADPOPPER: HUMPING DURING A BREAKDANCING HEADSPIN
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Nipples have a taste but you already knew that