Nazi Efficiency

What would have happened if the Nazis were completely inefficient?

"We can't march in line today! Klaus brought a Frisbee!"

"You want to me drive this tank? I've got two words for you man. Strip. Poker."

"So the plan is – hold on… do I hear someone playing a Wagner record? You guys wanna do some amphetamine?"

"Kill the Jews? On a Wednesday? No way – it’s hump day!"

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You must heil me! Heil me! HEIL ME!

Beat it! My arms are sore from dancing all night at the Jägermeister social!

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Why does Hitler look like Plankton from SpongeBob?