Mixed Drinks

Waking Up the Dead: Soak coffee grounds in gin overnight. This drink will kill you, wake you up and then kill you again.

Real Alabama Slammer: After a bar fight, drink a Busch Light you smuggled into the drunk tank.

High School History Lesson: A pretty simple recipe – just show up to your history class blitzed on vodka.

Puberty Kaleidoscope: Mix a little bit of booze from every bottle in your parent’s liquor cabinet. Serve in a water bottle at room temperature. Results, taste and reality may vary.

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Italian Stallion: Garnish a Peroni with wedges of pepperoni.