Thoughts of a Dad and a Teen

Situation: A mysterious bag is on the kitchen counter

Dad: "That teen left trash on the counter"

Teen: "Whoa… a bag… IS THERE WEED IN IT?"

Situation: The teen did a poor job mowing the lawn

Dad: "That kid did a horrible job”

Teen: "I did an awesome job on the lawn I wonder if Dad will buy me a car"

Situation: The teen is failing math

Dad: "That boy's got no sense"

Teen: "I need to have sex with someone immediately"

Situation: The family dog walks into the living room

Dad: "I hope that dog didn't shit anywhere"

Teen: "I need to have sex with someone immediately"

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Situation: There is a war / Dad: "There is always a war" / Teen: "I'll protest the war by drawing anarchy symbols on my shoes with a ballpoint pen"