Mixed Drinks (Encore)

Newfoundland Breakfast Bowl: Put slices of baloney in a muffin tin and bake into firm little cups. Fill with screech.

Altar Boy: Take a gulp of sacramental wine when the priest isn’t looking. Realize your sin and burst into tears.

Toad on the Road (Australia Only): Count the number of cane toads you ran over today. Drink one glass of Yellow Tail per toad.

The Pissed-Off Wife: Pound 7 and 7’s at your wife’s Christmas party and barf on Linda from accounting. Beg for forgiveness, even though you did the same thing last year.

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The Cartoonist: drink everything within reach