Some scholars believe that Adam didn’t eat an apple in the Garden of Eden
He ate a pomegranate or a fig
Here is my scholarly hypothesis
ADAM DIDN'T EXIST
IF HEAVEN IS A REAL PLACE
YOU’LL FIND OUT WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!
SO WORRY ABOUT IT LATER ON
AND DANCE AND DRINK INSTEAD!
I'd rather have five hundred gods than one. What if the only god is a jerk?