Lying About Rooms

"Our parlour"
This is where we store random junk

"Our games room"
We put a dartboard in the basement

“Our teenage son's studio”
He calls it "Ghostchild's Cave of Gloom”

"Our powder room"
Yeah we tried to teach the cat to shit in the toilet talk about a disaster

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THE RARELY SEEN GOTH FIVE

What’s up Toe Tag?

Hey Coffin Cam!

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"Our library" We haven’t read a book since To Kill a Mockingbird