Dance Moves

Saddle Bagging: similar to riding the pony, but you pretend the pony is riding you

Split Personalities: two people get “cut in half” and both do the worm

The Swear Jar: grooving to the beat so hard that you just start cursing

Notch the Crotch: humping the air WARNING: you might hump a ghost

Open Sourcing: when other people on the dance floor copy your moves but you’re not a hater that’s why you get down

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BIPOLAR BLAZE: SWITCHING FROM MISERY TO DELIGHT, DEPENDING ON THE SONG

Not Biggie Smalls

Biggie Smalls

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If you dance fast enough you’ll go back in time