The Worst Mermaid in… Hold On!

She shaves her head, wears goggles underwater and curses non-stop

And to make matters worse

She refuses to sing

She spends her time sitting on rocks

Screaming at sailors to avoid the shallows

Warning them if they get closer she’ll recite a poem she wrote in her high school English class

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I’m homely and repulsive
But I ain’t hiding in the shade
Boys expect me to look like
That bitch the Little Mermaid

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Don’t listen to him the boys are jerks