The Worst Mermaid in… Hold On!
She shaves her head, wears goggles underwater and curses non-stop
And to make matters worse
She refuses to sing
She spends her time sitting on rocks
Screaming at sailors to avoid the shallows
Warning them if they get closer she’ll recite a poem she wrote in her high school English class
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I’m homely and repulsive
But I ain’t hiding in the shade
Boys expect me to look like
That bitch the Little Mermaid
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Don’t listen to him the boys are jerks