Types of Farts (Encore)

Dutch Bus: like a Dutch oven but with a city bus full of people stuck in traffic

Popcorn Machine Gun: light, loud, repetitive and terrifying

The Cleanest Cut: cutting one in the shower somehow seems less horrid

Easter Disaster: damn man you been eating Easter chocolate?

Tour de Pants: you're convinced that farting makes you go faster when riding a bicycle

Beauty and the Beast: no WAY it was her… wait… is that stain on her skirt growing?

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THE DOWNWIND A.D.D.

I farted! It was me! I did the fart!

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I really like this guy’s hair