The Web Department

"I'm having trouble managing the web team"

"I’ve tried positive reinforcement, aggressive leadership, gentle persuasion, nothing works!"

You need to manage them with two techniques

Be honest, logical and relaxed

That is your cake

And your motivational icing

Is booze

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EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS, TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT AND PLEASANT TO BE AROUND, SHE IS… THE GIRL WHO WORKS WITH COMPUTERS

You smell better than my last web developer.

I get that a lot.

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My last developer smelled like a database and Cool Ranch Doritos