Why Beards Why
Why are beards so mysterious?
What secrets do they hold?
Why are beards so fuzzy?
So thick with hair
Why are beards so intimidating?
A beard will literally stare you down
Why do beards… my god!
Are beards actually bears?
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Pubic hairs stuck in your teeth are like little trophies of love.
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I dare you to pull a bear’s beard