The Pants

If poo exploded
And pants are loaded

If lumps are leaking
And jeans start reeking

If turds aren’t stopping
And trousers are dropping

If funk is ripping
And slacks start dripping

If you gotta go
And your shorts start to grow
But then they overflow
Your uncle’s gotta know

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WELCOME TO THE SHOW, MY LITTLE NEPHEW

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Uncle wisdom: learn to run fast in case you gotta shit