Mr. Green has achieved greatness
He is a high school math teacher
The guidance counselor advises a student
She is little more than a telephone fortune teller
A student glances at his lunch
A soy “peanut butter” sandwich, an “eggless” hard-boiled egg and a jar of stingless bees
The chemistry teacher explains salinity
Her students always understand the subject
Because teens are familiar with tears
The philosophy teacher asks his stoned students
“How can a ghost tell a story”
“That isn’t a ghost story?”
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A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT TO TRY: IF YOU STARE AT A DOG LONG ENOUGH, IT WILL EVENTUALLY SMILE AT YOU
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My philosophy is to never waste time thinking about philosophy