Old Weapons
Slingshot: a big letter Y that shoots little letter O’s
Cat o’ Nine Tails: like throwing an allosaurus at someone
Battle Axe: best if it’s double-sided like a decent mixed-tape
Samurai Sword: can leave red lines around your neck like a bowling pin
Rock: cheap, painful and all over the place (kinda like McDonald’s)
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HOW THE CLUB SANDWICH WAS INVENTED
That gopher outta fit between bread now.
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Anyone else see the star and crescent in the Pixar ball?