Gangsta Rap Rules

You cannot wear knitted mittens

Sorry man no more collecting coins

Scented soaps? Absolutely not

Lucky Charms aren’t gangster

Cooking shows are definitely out

Get rid of that Betty Double Digest and… is that a Cathy collection?

Organic trail mix? Kiwi smoothies? Oh come on! PINK MACAROONS?

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DO NOT INTERRUPT DURING A BATTLE

Sucker MC!
Bullshit!
Psshhhh!

You don’t have the rhythm
So you get the blues
You’re walking like a Crip
In orthopaedic shoes

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No man your rap name can’t be Lil Chickpea