McDonald’s

A man decides to go for it
A large milkshake is his breakfast

Teens realizes the menu is too expensive
Luckily Taco Bell is next door

A goth stares at the sky
The seagulls circle the parking lot like vultures

Customers are in pain after eating Big Macs
It’s a daily occurrence like sunrises or REM cycles

Vegans protest outside the restaurant
“There is nothing happy”
“About a Happy Meal”

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A STONER ORDERS SIX McCHICKENS WITHOUT BUNS

What?

Dude I got Super McNuggets!

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Diabetes sounds like the name of a Greek god