McDonald’s
A man decides to go for it
A large milkshake is his breakfast
Teens realizes the menu is too expensive
Luckily Taco Bell is next door
A goth stares at the sky
The seagulls circle the parking lot like vultures
Customers are in pain after eating Big Macs
It’s a daily occurrence like sunrises or REM cycles
Vegans protest outside the restaurant
“There is nothing happy”
“About a Happy Meal”
…
A STONER ORDERS SIX McCHICKENS WITHOUT BUNS
What?
Dude I got Super McNuggets!
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Diabetes sounds like the name of a Greek god