Terrible Places to Poo (Encore)
Into a jet engine: passengers watch in awe
If you’re hula hooping: AKA a Butt Bomb Blender
During a ski jump: think Olympics
While wearing transparent shorts: Hallowe’en costumes or general transparent short use
In a woodstove: “I heard people burn camel dung this is an experiment relax”
After a touchdown: athletic bum smacking reaches an all time low
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IF YOU’RE SKYDIVING: SPECIFICALLY, TANDEM
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Why is bird shit white? Do they eat clouds?