Terrible Places to Poo (Encore)

Into a jet engine: passengers watch in awe

If you’re hula hooping: AKA a Butt Bomb Blender

During a ski jump: think Olympics

While wearing transparent shorts: Hallowe’en costumes or general transparent short use

In a woodstove: “I heard people burn camel dung this is an experiment relax”

After a touchdown: athletic bum smacking reaches an all time low

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IF YOU’RE SKYDIVING: SPECIFICALLY, TANDEM

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Why is bird shit white? Do they eat clouds?