The Fifth Turtle
No one really talks about Picasso, the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
He doesn’t know martial arts, he refuses to wear a mask and he despises pizza
And to make matters worse
He’s not even a teenager
He thinks CNN is important
Microwave popcorn is dangerous
And wearing shorts with a belt is okay
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THOUGHTS ON STUDYING ANCIENT HISTORY
No cartoons, no aliens, no internet, no thanks.
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The turtles were originally named John, Paul, George and Ringo