The Seven Deadly Coffee Shop Sins
Gluttony: you can’t order a whole pot of coffee
Envy: don’t be jealous if someone took “your” spot
Wrath: don’t shriek if the washroom is out of order
Pride: no one cares that you asked for soy milk
Sloth: you don’t need three lattes to write a clever tweet
Greed: if you own an iPhone you can afford to tip
Lust: do not sit in the window facing the street or you’ll never finish your comic becau- oh my god a pretty girl
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My brain has gotten foggy
All my thoughts are muddy
My heart is bouncing oddly
Like a piece of Silly Putty
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This is fiction because if I actually sat in the window I’d never finish this comic