Are People Getting Dumber?

“In band I played the tromBONER!”
Ugh

“I banged a girl with my cock – in Bangkok!”
Right

“Liquor? I barely know her!”
No way you just said that

“Excuse me, do you know where the library is?”
There is hope

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WHY I’D NEVER BE AN ACCOUNTANT (BECAUSE MY BRAIN GETS DISTRACTED)

I didn’t do your taxes BUT I did make this flipbook of Alex Trebek doing a backflip.

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Sexaphone, Oboner, French Horny, Ass Drum, Penis Triangle