Should You Go to Computer School?

You've had more computers than girlfriends?
Computer School

The only exercise you get is leaning?
Computer School

Look left, look right. Dandruff?
Computer School

You've played Magic: The Gathering… alone?
Computer School

The only time you eat fruit is when you play Pac-Man?
Computer School

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WORLD OF WARCRAFT: DON’T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME!

OR HATE BOTH, WHATEVER

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Canned air? Google Plus? Legolas screensaver?