The Vile Green Stick
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The Vile Green Stick

Why is celery so hated? It’s not so bad!

I… wait, what? What exactly is celery?

Is it like a trunk or something?

Oh yeah! And all those child molesters in jail?

Take ’em behind the barn and shoot ’em!

But first make them eat a ton of celery!

…

Oh awesome water and cellulose yessssssss