The Vile Green Stick
Why is celery so hated? It’s not so bad!
I… wait, what? What exactly is celery?
Is it like a trunk or something?
Oh yeah! And all those child molesters in jail?
Take ’em behind the barn and shoot ’em!
But first make them eat a ton of celery!
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Oh awesome water and cellulose yessssssss