Creepy Things
A man with no tongue wandering around a chocolate factory
Seeing a barcode on your extracted tooth
Staring into a monkey’s eyes
At least one percent of images on the internet
Your name and address written in the sky by an airplane
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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #846: THE GRIM RAPPER
I’m meaner than a basement monster
Colder than a robot lobster
Empty as a spaceman’s holler
Lonely as a farmer’s daughter
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I want to drive a hearse so I can make goths jealous