Creepy Things

A man with no tongue wandering around a chocolate factory

Seeing a barcode on your extracted tooth

Staring into a monkey’s eyes

At least one percent of images on the internet

Your name and address written in the sky by an airplane

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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #846: THE GRIM RAPPER

I’m meaner than a basement monster
Colder than a robot lobster
Empty as a spaceman’s holler
Lonely as a farmer’s daughter

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I want to drive a hearse so I can make goths jealous