The Worst Leprechaun in Ireland
His hair isn't red, he drinks virgin daiquiris and he refuses to cause any mischief
And to make matters worse
He's from Scotland!
He brags about his gold
But the only things at the end of his rainbow
Are a Paula Abdul cassette tape, a Y2K undershirt and a D&D strategy guide about how to make friends
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PART OF HIP HOP IS LYING ABOUT BEING RICH
Got fat stacks of cash
Stuffed under my bed
Call me grilled cheese
Cause I’m cheddar and bread
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Depression is a spectrum, like a grayscale rainbow