Negative Sayings XI

Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house
But it’s okay to throw them in a regular house

Cold to the bone
Colder to the boner

He who hesitates is lost
So ask the girl out you coward

Sing for your supper
Steal for your rent

Beggars can’t be choosers
But they can be boozers

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TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

Butt so thick it’s scary
Solid as Loch Ness clarity
Tight like a new gooseberry
Pants that fit a rarity

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Positive Sayings: Take it with a grain of salt, also take a tiny nacho