The Beach

A tiny crab sips some spilled beer
He attempts to walk sideways but moves straight ahead

Attractive people play volleyball
But they are terrible at volleyball

A seagull tries to eat an oyster but chokes on a pearl
The oyster smiles

Teenagers leave their families to “go for a walk”
The view from above looks like a water buffalo migration

A starfish floats around jobless
She’s looking for a mermaid’s boob

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THE BEACH IS LIKE A GRAVEYARD: EVERY SEASHELL USED TO HAVE SOMETHING LIVING INSIDE IT

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I wish they all could be California girls (1960’s girls, not Katy Perry girls)