Log Cabin: a place to drink whiskey alone and stare at logs
Igloo: like being inside a giant snowman’s stomach
High-Rise: like living in the Cartesian plane
Bomb Shelter: the ultimate man cave
Student House: walls as dense as cake, windows like boxer’s smile, sort of a cross between a crack den and a tent
WHY DO OUTHOUSES HAVE MOONS ON THE DOOR?
It’s an ass seen in profile!
It’s called an outhouse because you want to get OUT