Who’s on the Dance Floor?

A girl in a long plaid skirt twirls like a roulette wheel

The breaking crew has more pops and locks than a prison for old men

A performance art student moves with the unpredictability of watercolour paint

A dude repeats the same dance move like he’s looping on Vine

The DJ announces she brought three hundred homemade Rice Krispies squares
The crowd completely loses it

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SEX SELLS… BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE IS BUYING

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This guy has more style than a font collection