The Seven Deadly Teenage Dude Sins
Gluttony: do not trick-or-treat if you can grow a ‘stache
Wrath: relax, you’ll only be angry from ages 13 – 18
Greed: do not steal your Grandpa’s medical marijuana
Sloth: you must be fast to work in fast food
Lust: thou shalt not pic one’s dick
Pride: if you’re a teen you can’t be proud of anything
Envy: do not wish for hair on your chest, just be happy there isn’t any in your ass crack yet
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Plumber crack
Server cleavage
Web developer balls
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If bras have sizes, why don’t butts?