Negative Sayings XIV

Don’t bite the hand that feeds
Eat it

A wolf in sheep’s clothing
Might be a furry fan

Get high on life
Or try on drugs that’s why they exist

War is hell
So is high school

Two in the pink, one in the stink
The ultimate virgin salute

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TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN… AND THAT’S WHY DEPRESSED PEOPLE TALK SO SLOWLY

My boner… disappears
Is it natural… selection?
That thing… in my crotch
Is an inverted… erection

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Positive sayings: It’s better to give than receive, everyone wins in a 69