The Head and the Heart

He thinks with his head

She feels with her heart

They're trying to understand each other

He can tell her exactly what he's thinking

She can tell him exactly what she's feeling

But is it easier to understand

Thoughts if you don't think?

Or feelings if you don't feel?

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CURTIS GETS DUMPED

We can’t break up! You’ll miss my sex moves!

Sex moves? You need to have the lights on to find my nipples.

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Why is humping called humping? Did it come from bumping? Or thumping? Or pumping?