Canadian Marijuana Statistics
3.5 million Canadians smoke marijuana on a regular basis
That’s like the entire population of Toronto and Ottawa soaring high as a kite
That’s a lot of distracted minds
“Are Oompa Loompas real?”
“Oh my god what if I blow my nose and
see my contact lenses in the Kleenex?”
“Santa doesn’t care if you can’t read”
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IF POTHEADS ARE BOTHERING YOU, GIVE THEM SOME BUBBLE SOAP
Corporations should blow bubbles!
Like no blood for oil! Bubbles for your troubles!
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Do potheads play Tetris because of the music?