Canadian Marijuana Statistics

3.5 million Canadians smoke marijuana on a regular basis

That’s like the entire population of Toronto and Ottawa soaring high as a kite

That’s a lot of distracted minds

“Are Oompa Loompas real?”

“Oh my god what if I blow my nose and
see my contact lenses in the Kleenex?”

“Santa doesn’t care if you can’t read”

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IF POTHEADS ARE BOTHERING YOU, GIVE THEM SOME BUBBLE SOAP

Corporations should blow bubbles!

Like no blood for oil! Bubbles for your troubles!

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Do potheads play Tetris because of the music?