Why Jesus Why?

Why did Jesus wander around so often?
Was he really sad and mopey?

Why did Jesus have so many groupies?
Was he in a band?

Why didn't Jesus get with his groupies?
Was he sexually ambiguous?

Why did… my god!
Was Jesus actually Morrissey?

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PROOF THAT SMALL CHILDREN AREN’T EVIL: THEY’RE ALWAYS WAVING AT YOU FOR NO REASON

What’s you problem? You wanna go?

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The Holy Trinity explained: the Father, the Son and the Holy Shit