Etsy Sucks

A teapot "not suitable for tea"?
Why did they paint it with lead paint?

A pair of jeans with a bunny tail?
For a grown man?

A knitted penis "cozy"?
Ha ha okay decent

A needlepoint of a grizzly bear surfing?
I'm getting my wallet

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ETSY SUCKS UNTIL YOU VISIT IT

Chocolates for the blind with little Braille sprinkles that describe what’s in the filling?

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Meat-based Braille is a good idea too