Stuff That’s Hard To Do
Let a spider slowly crawl across your face
Swallow fruitcake
Obey
Forget Drake was on Degrassi
Not pick up a book called “All About Asses”
Accept you were chosen for Hufflepuff
Hear a serial killer say “Don’t worry I only eat eyes”
Pee over your shoulder (especially for ladies)
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IT’S HARD TO RAP REAL SEXY
Wanna make you sweat
Untie that string bikini
Turn your body dry to wet
Like I’m making fettuccine
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Stuff to do in a hot air balloon: enjoy the view, hump