Stuff That’s Hard To Do

Let a spider slowly crawl across your face

Swallow fruitcake

Obey

Forget Drake was on Degrassi

Not pick up a book called “All About Asses”

Accept you were chosen for Hufflepuff

Hear a serial killer say “Don’t worry I only eat eyes”

Pee over your shoulder (especially for ladies)

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IT’S HARD TO RAP REAL SEXY
Wanna make you sweat
Untie that string bikini
Turn your body dry to wet
Like I’m making fettuccine

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Stuff to do in a hot air balloon: enjoy the view, hump