This Guy is Cross >:(

I can’t find my keys >:(

My life is like the thin watery shit on the top of ketchup >:(

I dream about punching >:(

Google should block Yahoo! Answers from the search results >:(

We need a pill for puberty >:(

After I got fired at work, I put a box of fireworks in the kitchen microwave, hit “baked potato” and walked away  >:(

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SUN OF A BITCH

Fuck you.

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Bran >:(